Facebook la romani

[Saturday]
Ion is in a relationship with Marie.
Marie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)
Marie is attending the event “Mulsul vacii” (Vaca lui Marie and Ion like this)
[Marie is not really attending the event “Mulsul vacii”. She is actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Marie attending the “Mulsul vacii” event and finds out what is she actually attending]
Ion is now single.
Ion was invited to join group “Betivanii satului”
Ion and other 20 people are attending the event “Betie la crâsma”. (Crâsmarul likes this)
Ion set his status to: “suparat sunt doamne, iarasi suparat”
Ion is now drunk and pissed on Marie’s Wall
Marie finished attending Vasile.
Marie set her status to: “Foarte obosita. Sper sa ma pot trezi mâine sa merg la biserica”
Vasile commented to Marie’s status “Eu nici nu cred ca vin. Poate duminica viitoare”

[Sunday]
Babele din sat are attending the event “Slujba de duminica” (Popa satului, Parintele Iosif, Cantoru’ and Clopotaru’ like this)
Betivii satului missed the event “Slujba de duminica” because of it’s interference with the event “Betia de duminica” (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)
Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru’ like this)

[Monday]
Marie set her status to: “La spovedit…”
Ion commented on Marie’s status: “Ce-i Marie, te-o prins rusinea?”
Marie also commented on her status: “Taci , Ioane ca esti prost”
Popa satului also commented on Marie’s status:” ” (Primarul satului likes this..)
Primarul satului added “spaga” and “corruption” to his activities (Popa satului likes this)
Sefu de Post set his status to: “La primarie, la o vorba cu primarul”
Primarul satului is now attending “Puscaria”.(Bebita sapunaru’ and all his friends like this)

[Tuesday]
Marie set her status to “Watching “fermier caut mireasa”, so fuck off”
Vaca lu’ Marie exploded. (Ion likes this)
Marie commented: “vaaaaiii…o murit vaca…am uitat s-o mulg…ma omoara tata când se întoarce de la crâsma”
Popa satului also commented: “super, înca o înmormântare pe saptamâna asta” (Cantoru’ and Popa Porno likes this)
Popa satului added “Praying” and “Porn” to his activities (Popa Porno and Parintele Iosif like this)
Popa satului, Parintele Iosif and Clopotaru’ are now in a relationship and it’s complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

[Wednesday]
Popa satului set his status to “Zi de post, fiilor” (Babele satului like this; Betivii satului dislike this)
Tata lu Marie posted on Marie’s Wall: “Ce ai facut cu vaca? Te omor”
Tata lu Marie killed Marie. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)
Tata lu Marie is now attending “Puscaria” along with Primarul Satului
Marie is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)
Vaca lu’ Marie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)

 

Sursa: http://zamfy-blog.blogspot.com/2010_10_01_archive.html

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18 Responses to Facebook la romani

  1. Florin says:

    Maria : Sunt la buda . Ion like’s this

    :)))

  2. psipsina says:

    nu știu de unde o ai dar este pur și simplu … reală. aș scrie cu majuscule, dar știi că nu-mi plac.😆

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  4. coramica says:

    Eu am citit-o de pe FB, am vrut sa o pun pe blog si am renuntat. Mai bine am ras…si atat! Ideea e alta, adica nu pricep de ce se face atata caz de FB, cand mai sunt atatea situri?

  5. coramica says:

    Dar, revenind la banc, e fain. Trebuia sa bage undeva si manelistul satului, discoteca etc

  6. baltazar72 says:

    Super tare. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  7. zamfy says:

    aceasta este sursa originala

    http://zamfy-blog.blogspot.com/2010_10_01_archive.html

    gasiti mai multe la mine pe blog

    bye bye

  8. zamfy says:

    multumesc si eu:)

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